Bananas go through a unique process known as negative geotropism. Instead of continuing to grow towards the ground, they start to turn towards the sun. The fruit grows against gravity, giving the banana its familiar curved shape.
http://www.dole.eu/dole-earth/farmtour/bananito/hotspot/banana-curved.html
Boris Johnson is saving you from this horror...
EU regulation on banana curvature
The standard story is that the European Union banned the sale of bananas that are too bendy. The standard defense of this is as The Guardian has it today: ... Commission regulation 2257/94 decreed that bananas in general should be “free from malformation or abnormal curvature”.May 12, 2016
The Horror link
: https://www.forbes.com/sites/timwor...y-bananas-rules-yes-theyre-real/#7a2a9cc76fc9
it's a strawman - retailers would buy straight cucumbers if they could get them
forget your
horror link - no retailer ever bought bananas that were not prime cut (they don't even reach the market) because you need more ships for the same amount of bananas and if you sell them they fetch a lower price. you can peel, mash and can them (maybe the food processing industry would buy them that way) where they are or sell them on the local market or simply plow them under as fertilizer.
... i see no quote about the eu prohibiting the sale - you just can't classify them under eu law - there might even been a market for flown in, riped on the tree bendy bananas but that surely ain't a mass market.
this myth has been debunked a gazillion of times
... and btw, the first to
not sell bendy bananas were united fruit (aka chiquita) and standard fruit (aka dole) which later both changed their names to distract from their involvement in the
banana wars